Brett "Skinnyb" Fasullo

I always wanted to be [SPIDER MAN] when I was a kid, but thanks to my love of music I somehow ended up the [GO-TO GUY] at Omnirox. As evident by the company I work for I generally have [A DISTINCTIVE ] taste in music, although I secretly am a sucker for [CHRISTINA AQUILERA]. When I’m not putting the interests of our [ENTERPRISING] bands before my own, I can be found [OR NOT FOUND SOMEWHERE IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS] or [COOKING AND RELAXING WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS]. I think [ED NORTON] would play me in the movie of my life, probably because I’m so [INTENSE AND THOUGHTFUL]. Really, though, all you need to know about me is that I [CONSUME] music for dinner!

 

Dawn Kamerling

I always wanted to be an [ACTRESS] when I was a kid, but thanks to my love of music I somehow ended up the [MARKETING & PUBLICITY DIRECTOR] at Omnirox. As evident by the company I work for I generally have [FABULOUS] taste in music, although I secretly am a sucker for [GANGSTER RAP]. When I’m not putting the interests of our [LOVING] bands before my own, I can be found [DRINKING CHAMPAGNE ON MY COUCH] or [RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS OF NYC WITH NO SHOES ON]. I think [ANGELINA JOLIE] would play me in the movie of my life, probably because I’m so [IN LOVE WITH HER]. Really, though, all you need to know about me is that I [LIVE] music!

 

Peter Hoffman

I always wanted to be an [ARCHAEOLOGIST] when I was a kid, but thanks to my love of music I somehow ended up the [MARKETING MANAGER] at Omnirox. As evident by the company I work for I generally have [A PUNK/INDIE] taste in music, although I secretly am a sucker for [BEETHOVEN PIANO SONATAS]. When I’m not putting the interests of our [AWE-INSPIRING] bands before my own, I can be found [PLAYING BASS IN MCCLANE] or [STOCKING THE BARS AT AVALON]. I think [SAMUEL L. JACKSON] would play me in the movie of my life, probably because I’m so [BAD ASS]. Really, though, all you need to know about me is that I [PLAY] music for dinner!